Policy of Non-Engagement

This policy governs how Leave you alone corporation does not engage with the public. It is binding on all staff, contractors, and any party who briefly believed they worked here.

Article I · Scope

Non-engagement applies to: outreach, follow-up, replies to outreach, replies to replies, unsolicited testimonials, podcast invitations, podcast declines that invite further conversation, and any communication phrased as “just bumping this up.”

Article II · Standards

The company maintains a default position of formal unavailability. Messages received are recorded, then not responded to. The absence of reply is itself the reply.

Article III · Exception

One (1) standing exception has been filed under Annex A. It remains the only sanctioned deviation from this policy and is reviewed annually by no one.

Article IV · Review

This policy is reviewed when convenient, which has so far never occurred. Variances from the policy are tolerated, on the grounds that addressing them would constitute engagement.