Posted in lieu of a product launch
Notice of Non-Offering
Leave you alone corporation wishes to inform interested parties that no product has been developed, no roadmap has been drafted, and no team has been assembled to do either. This notice constitutes the entire announcement.
What has been built
The website you are currently reading. A small number of internal memos. One (1) standing exception, described separately.
What is for sale
Nothing. There is no cart. There is no plan selector. Payment cannot be accepted because payment cannot be processed because there is nothing to process payment for.
What you should do
Close the tab. Resume your previous activity. If you cannot remember your previous activity, this notice has succeeded.
Acknowledgement
This notice has been posted as a courtesy. It does not invite reply, comment, or forwarding. Forwarding is, however, not enforceable.